I think once you fuck a girl, you should be a allowed fuck her whenever you need to. Like getting a ride to the airport or helping someone move. This is actually more important if you ask me. I mean, a shuttle to the airport costs $30. Pussy is like a few hundred. Girls are concerned about keeping their number low. This won’t effect that since she has fucked the guy already. So share your pussy with people you have already fucked and stop being so fucking selfish.

When you smell a fart, its actual microscopic pieces of shit entering your nose, then your lungs, and eventually into your blood stream. So yeah, its ok to get pissed.

“I will meet you @ 6pm.”- Did you just abbreviate the word “at”? Uh, it’s two fucking letters!

Some people say we want what we can’t have. Well, a gay guy told me I was ugly once. I still didn’t want to fuck him. So whoever said that is stupid.

I could never date a girl who was into black guys. I mean, what in the world could I wrap around my dick to compete with that? Do you know whats bullshit? Black guys that hate stereotypes. I would trade every negative stereotype about myself for people to automatically assume I am a good basketball player, good dancer, and have a huge dick. I’d be like “fuck it… ok, I like watermelon and fried chicken too.”