Tiger Woods has won his 7th strait PGA tournament. When you play in a sport where the difference between 1st place and 20th is 8 shots over 4 days…That’s fucking crazy.

It’s also his third time winning the Buick Open in a row, along with the fact that Buick already pays Tiger a gazillion dollars to endorse their shitty vehicles.

When a guy leads a life like this, and it’s blow job time…

He snaps at his bitch.

He points at his dick.

And keeps watching himself on TV.