I loved this….lol

Yep true

*guffaw* Okay, thankfully, I realize that was all intended to be very tongue-in-cheek and taken with a liberal dose of salt. So, it was FUNNY.

And yeah, sadly, I’m a screamer. ONLY when very frightened… but still. A screamer. Thankfully, I have a big strong husband with a big ol’ brain to come and get me when I am screaming. Bless his heart.

Ha! women basher blog!

Not sure what to say to this. I only scream in the bedroom.

i need a big strong man to rescue me from my fears. haha!

Sadly The Ian is right….Girls are such sissy’s

Jeezus - what women are you meeting? Maybe you should try some mature women…..

LOL

When I scream it ain’t because I’m scared

LOL and gee I thought that the human race wasnt extinct because GIRLS give BIRTH!! (love to see a big manly man do that )

I’m a screamer - but not for the reasons you mentioned.

I can’t believe I wasted my time reading this.

Off to go run around the backyard flapping my arms and screaming like a bitch about a bee….

Im a screamer-but not for the reasons you mentioned. giggles

First you give them shoes, then you let them vote, what’s next, a woman president?

Well lets talk about retarded…I’ve been in situations where the man was the bitch and I had to defend myself. We were leaving a restaurant… when we were jumped and you know what the namby pampy did..he went down on his knees and said please don’t hit me in the face and screamed like a GIRL. I on the other hand said “oh hell no and went frikkin nuts and the guy went screamin down the road..the cops caught him cause I had half his hair and half his shirt and a lot of scratch marks on his face and body. Mind you I weigh 125 lbs and am 5′2. So who’s the retard now.,Women scream for various reasons and you obviously haven’t pleased one enough to know the good scream and the bad scream. In horror movies..yeah the bitch trips and falls and screams..but the guy is usually the one that gets his head whacked off..like he was a match for Jason…get real. And the only time I would ever do what a man told me if it was said and done with respect…I don’t ask for respect…I demand it.Other than that …yeah I like to scream for no apparent reason…sometmes it let’s off built up stress from having to listen to woman bashers. Had any lately….Imagine that?

But what about PeeWee Herman?

Actually I am not a screamer. I can kill bugs and fight like the best of them. I guess it was a good thing I grew up a Tomboy. I am definitely a girly girl when it comes to dressing and whatnot, but when the situation needs some toughness, I am the girl who can handle it!

Where do I start? Seriously the topic and punchline were fine; however the writer was sorely lacking in putting together a worth while entry. It read as if it was written by a 4th grade who shit himself. Your pictures aren’t even close to humorous, the only “funny” to be found with them was when you actually fucked up the html and the thumbnails link to the wrong fucking image. Fuck it, I’m so bored I’m just going to pick this shit apart for kicks.

“So what could tarts, ankle biters and non retarded adult females have in common? Simple – they all scream.”

-It’s called a hyphen you fucking toolbox. Learn what is used for. Also.. If you’re going to boast of your intellect, shouldn’t you at least spell “Tard” correctly? If the misspelling of “Tard” was intentional, then why wasn’t it funny?

“The only way any woman can survive a potentially bad situation is if a guy saves her. Look at the Titanic – a boatload of people died because the Captain was a cross-dressing woman who couldn’t make a decision and crashed into a frickin ice cube…..so sad.”

-Actually, the captain of the Titanic was Edward James Smith. When the Titanic began to sink, do you know what he actually did? Nothing, the last two hours before the ship sank, the captain couldn’t be found.

Woohoo for you being a dumbass and making a gay photoshop image!

“A frightening situation happens – you wake up every morning to find you’re naked in middle of the street again – this may generate a little fear in some people.”

-Ummm… yeah because everyone obviously identify with that. Woohoo, Nude Jaywalkers Unite!

“When men are scared (not that I’m ever scared…oh hell no, I’m a mans man) we…they….us…go into ‘Fight or Flight’ mode. Meaning we either kick ass, or run so we don’t get ours kicked. In order to make this quick life or death decision, our body starts pumping adrenaline, our heart rate increases, and we take an immediate quick gasp of air. The extra oxygen improves our eyesight and quick judgment. Within the first second or two we are either swinging our fists at our bastard brother who just jumped out at us, or we’re running towards the nearest exit at 60 MPH while yelling “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!”

-The only way this would have been funny is if it were one big run-on sentence. No, seriously, that’s the only way.

I pity your keyboard for letting itself be caressed by your little cock shaped digits.

not all females are like that. i certainly am not. i dont even remember the last time i scream..oh yes i do…it was last night in the BEDROOM ha ha

Okay I am female hear me roar! I hate watching the Bachelor and shows like that - those women are an embarassment to my gender. “Oh I just knew he was the one, that we would be married and live happily ever after, he doesn’t know what he is doing, boo hoo hoo hoo” F that! I have and always will be a tomboy, I don’t scream and I damn sure don’t run from a fight! I get my nails done, I wear girlie clothes, makeup and have my hair done but I will smooth whip your ass if you f with me. So all you screamin’ arm flappin’ bitches out there quit embarrasing the rest of us! We’re not all stupid!

you’re stupid. you obviously don’t have a woman or if you do, she’s probably dumb with low self esteem.

In the world of blogging, you’re only as good as your last entry. This one sucks more cock than San Francisco during Gay Pride week.

I think the thig your forgetting here mr jabs is that us females are the superior species in everyway. if you keep up talk like this you may never get laid again and that would lead to your dick turning all sorts of strange colours before inevitably FALLING OFF!!! think about that before you post somethng like this again. I love your stuff, your a funny man but this was too far..

It wasn’t too far, It just fucking sucked. They all fucking suck. Once in awhile they do something worthwhile here in terms of a good Testosterone rant, but the majority of the time the entries fucking suck. You just wouldn’t notice because of the other links here. You know the celebrity gossip (which never gets updated), the fight link (which is just a youtube video every now and then), and the obligatory tit pics which they had to pay for. Woohoo, some schmuck on the internet found a gimmick with the word balls and spent a 100 bucks for 15 minutes of Internet fame. The only thing more pathetic than this is that feeling right before you have a spell of diarrhea. You know it’s coming, and you also know you’re not going to enjoy, but eventually you can flush that shit down the toilet.

I will admit, I don’t like flying insects. But I don’t scream like a bitch when one gets near me; I just get as far the hell away from it as I can.
I’d like to know what kind of fucking woman you’ve been dealing with to think that all women need a big, “manly man” to stick up for us.
In fact, I’d love to see a butch lesbian come across this and rip this–and you–to shreds.
The above comment was right. “This one sucks more cock than San Francisco during Gay Pride week.” I couldn’t agree with that statement more.

Haha… Your 15 minutes are up… It’s about fucking time. The majority of your shit sucks! You’ve officially killed your gimmick! Woohoo! BOHICA!

I’m going to tell everyone on your myspace how much you all suck and how stupid and pointless this entry was! Oh yeah!

you seem to hate jabs full stop. i didnt like this one entry, everyone has their own opinions. i have liked previous entries though. if you hate what jabs does, why do you continue to read it??

First, yes that is funny BUT if you go back in time Kings adorned their Queens from head to toe just for being the baddest bitches out there, for being Queen and now your bobbin your head to Gold diggers man? Perpetuating the cycle, forgotten is Nefertiti and her sexy ass. Think logic grasshopper, it was common back in the day for women to be some bad ass, gangsta ninja, knife throwin soldier bitches and now women are viewed as frilly pansy bitches who scream at the sight of cockroaches because while you got a Chameleon I got a play kitchen complete with an iron and board. Way to prepare me for the scary things in life, I dont want to break a nail making potroast. Thats why my niece gets her first paint ball gun at 6 (it’s pink with her name spelled in diamonds) and her chameleon at 12( the tank and light is pink) so she can feed it live grasshoppers and not run when she sees icky scary bugs outside. Fight or flight? why would i fight a bug?

i dont scream much and even if i do i do a better fight or flight then most men

I have to agree with Lesa. Women are far too strong and far too evolved now to act like Jab’s description as a majority. I’m not saying they don’t, I’m just saying “why do it?” I can be a girly-girl but it’s not even 3% of the time

holy mackeral I hate myspace… I put a more on my comment but I’m not going to fix it now that it cut it off… I’m going to run around screaming at the top of my lungs and flapping my arms and later I’ll go drink wine and eat ice cream and cry to my girlfriends about the injustice of it all. Just because I’m a girl and I can. (Disclaimer… so not me but in the spirit of it all who cares)

This wasn’t even close to being funny.
I think very well for myself, so do many of my co-workers. Especially in critical incidents. My job relies on me being able to think clearly under stress. I’ve been doing it successfully for over a decade. I think you better get your facts straight before you start lumping ALL females together into one catagory.

I think you and The Ian have women pegged all wrong. I don’t what sissy women you both have been meeting, but they’re an embarrassment to our gender. Not all of us women flap our arms and scream like a wuss. Not all of are prissy brats either. So basically, this blog sucked. Everyone of the other angry or upset women covered what I’m thinking perfectly. And yes *gasp* I can think for myself. How astonishing.

Yup…girls are dumb and you stupid boys want us. So who cares? Nanny nanny.

*ROFLMAO* WTF was THAT about???? I don’t scream. I hate that. I didn’t even scream when I had a damn near 8lb. human being come through my twat! Now there was this one bitch who screamed every time she had a contraction. Even I asked the doc if they could give her something to shut her the hell up! My doctor made the remark that I was her best patient because I didn’t make any noise. I figured what’s the point?

As for me listening to what men say…they are a bunch of morons pumped up on testerone and then you throw adrenaline in the mix and it’s a recipe for disaster!

Ladies: why would you trust someone that thinks with their little head (with no brain) and not the pea rolling around in their bigger head? (thinking at least there’s SOMETHING there to occupy the space even if it is lonely).

The captain was a cross dresser?

Oh, come on, don’t pretend you don’t understand why we do it. We scream for help when we can manage the situation ourselves. And that is done to attract your attention, so that YOU can help us, so that YOU feel strong and powerfuld and ready to come to rescue us. Our strength is in our weakness which we often fake, just to give you a chance to become a hero and save us from that f.cking bee. And in most cases we scream only when there’s YOU around, otherwise there’s no point in doing that and we perfectly well cope with circumstances without screaming

ok i have to give my 2 cents on this one…first of all im a chick and i know the only reason you wrote this is to get us girls all riled up and man did it ever work…anyhell im a girl who you can dress up and take out and know that if a situation would ever come up i can hold my own…ive knocked a dude out who thought he was a BIG TOUGH GUY who just got home from the military he was starting some shit in a parking lot and i got tired of it so i jumped over the hood of our car and gave him one to the nose and he dropped to the ground crying like a fuckin baby holding his nose while blood splooged out so all the while wearing a mini skirt and platform shoes…i took my kids to the local amusement park and while i was watching my daughter was on a ride and didnt notice a bee climb into my drink and it ended up stinging the shit outta the inside of my mouth did i cry no i just sucked it up and went about our day without interruption…so get your shit straight about us women before you shoot off your mouth there are some prissy pussy bitchs out there but a majority of us will f**k you up if need be

lmao @ this blog what an idiot. Me run and scream HELL FUCKIN NO my fists start swinging too, its why i have a police record i’m not proud of. I fucked my ex up and he went running out of the house screaming to call the police on me hahahaha fucking loser, he put his hands on me first and i punched him in the eye then stuck a knife in his fucking kidney. I’m one bitch who never runs screaming i FIGHT cuz i was brought up that way. So CHOKE ON A DICK who ever typed this stupid blog. I’d love to beat you with a wooden bat.

I must say Jabs! you are starting to get desperate in your topics. this one doesnt seem like me at all…or many of my friends. I dont scream when im scared…i first gasp, freeze, then think of what to do next. i think you are hanging out with too many pretty princesses. in bad situations, im usually the one saving my boyfriend (especially when it comes to spiders). you need to meet some real women!

Um, fuck you very much. ‘Nuff said.

Have any of you ever read any of The Ian’s other blogs? This is just his sense of humor.

I thought this was fucking hilarious!

GREAT JOB!!!

I think women could make the case that it is, in fact, MEN that are stupid.

haha

yea. women are tards. what’s that shit from varsity blues? “bitches ain’t nothing but panty droppers…couple vicotin, couple beers the pantys drop. it’s niiiice….very niiiiice.

dude, i don’t understand why so many people on here didn’t take it as a joke. i’m a woman, i don’t run around and scream, but this blog was fucking hilarious to me. i guess it’s the same style as Borat because he does over the top humour and you either like it or you don’t.

I find it endlessly amusing how many people will throw themselves into an uproar over something as harmless (and ultimately, as meaningless) as a blog entry, or a comment anywhere in any group on the Internet. Come on, people. It’s meant to be entertainment. If you don’t see the humor, then for heaven’s sake, don’t read it. It’s not unlike television shows - I hate most of them, and think reality