My brother and I were both in college. You know that point you get to where you are finally an adult and can do adult things in front of your parents? You know, curse, smoke, talk about sex… adult stuff that you would hide from them as a teenager. That was where my brother and I were at.
The two of us were at home from college for the weekend, sitting in the kitchen having lunch with my mother. Our sweet, dear, pristine Catholic mother. We had finished eating but the three of us were still sitting around smoking and taking.
We were talking about porn.
Now we were not being graphic in front of mom who was listening intently… we were simply talking about how SHOCKING it was that some very famous celebrities had appeared naked and even appeared in porno videos when times were hard.
Remember this was many, many years ago before you could google any celebrity and naked pictures would pop up of them showering or sunbathing in France. This was back before everyone and their mother was naked on the internet.You know what I mean. We were shocked still when celebs took off their clothes. People still wore underwear back then. Remember the whole scandal when Penthouse published those images of Miss America Vanessa Williams back in 1984?
My brother and I discussed this at length naming famous celebs that had bared all stunning us with their sinful behavior.My mom finally piped up, “I’ve seen Sylvester Stallone in a Porno!”GASP!We were appalled! Flabbergasted! Total disbelief! Speechless! Our jaws dropped. We just stared at our mother with our shock emblazoned across our faces.
My brother and I had the exact same reactions. It took us only a mere moment to regain the ability to speak and we both shouted at my mother,
“YOU’VE SEEN A PORNO!?!?!?”
Our own mother! Our own mother was watching porn!
Trailer for Stallone’s Porno
Have you ever caught someone you wouldn’t suspect watching porn?
Better yet… have you ever been caught watching porn?
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