A frightening situation happens – you wake up every morning to find you’re naked in middle of the street again – this may generate a little fear in some people. When men are scared (not that I’m ever scared…oh hell no, I’m a mans man) we…they….us…go into ‘Fight or Flight’ mode. Meaning we either kick ass, or run so we don’t get ours kicked. In order to make this quick life or death decision, our body starts pumping adrenaline, our heart rate increases, and we take an immediate quick gasp of air. The extra oxygen improves our eyesight and quick judgment. Within the first second or two we are either swinging our fists at our bastard brother who just jumped out at us, or we’re running towards the nearest exit at 60 MPH while yelling “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!”

That’s how a guy works…now lets look at girls.

Something scary happens – you find yourself doing something girly and there is pink everywhere. You’re shirt says “SEXY” in big glittery letters. You are a girly prissy princess. Suddenly a bee lands on your arm. The women’s version of ‘Fight or Flight’ kicks in, but it’s called ‘Flap your Arms and Scream’.

There is no situation in the world where screaming helps. And unless you’re a bird or trying to swim, the arm flapping doesn’t do to much either.
Where guys get more oxygen, girls actually expel it – making them easy targets for monsters in horror movies.

Children are much the same. If the brat is also a girl then that kid better never get into any dangerous situation because little Suzie would be straight fucked.

The only way any woman can survive a potentially bad situation is if a guy saves her. Look at the Titanic – a boatload of people died because the Captain was a cross-dressing woman who couldn’t make a decision and crashed into a frickin ice cube…..so sad.

In closing - the reason women are stupid is because they can’t think for themselves when it’s most crucial. If it wasn’t for men instructing women what to do, the human race would be extinct. So all of you women out there – listen to your man and do exactly what he says - after all, he knows what’s good for you, even if you don’t.