Premarital Britney

 I know that there has been a blog already posted about this subject, but I feel the need to express my own concern on the topic at hand.

I can remember the first time I heard the name Britney Spears. I think I may have been 14… I can recall the feeling of envy as I, along with millions of other preteen American girls, watched as Britney climbed the charts with her hits after hit and as her fame increased being one of the most beautiful women in America. We wanted to look like her, dance like her.. BE her.

 The media tore into her personal life throughout her career, publicly displaying every success and intimate heartache that she has experienced since Baby hit her that one time. Every stupid decision that she made was shown on any and all the TVs and newstands across the globe…

Including her marriage to that douchebag, Federline. The public questioned her sanity as she exchanged vows with the gold diggin idiot even then… We, the once envious teens and now aging women, cheered when she gained 50 lbs as though it was one of our wishes had been granted by a magic fat genie.

 But as I look at her most recent transformation, I have to say that I feel really sorry for the girl. That asshole must have fucked her head up good.

K-FedEX, here’s my message to you: Fuck you for ruining one of America’s most beautiful women, and turning her into a masochistic mess that we see today. I hope you burn in your own personal and tramatic hell for what you’ve done. Look at what you fucking did:

Bald Britney

Britney: Dude, pick up the pieces.. And go back to making 15 year old girls look up to you and your previously skanky ways. I kind of miss that out of you. I realize that your true colors are coming out, and that within a few months there’s probably going to be reports on your extended visit to the looney bin… But seriously, are you going to let a motherfucking loser like THAT do this to you?

 Shheeesh…  

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