P DIDDY!



So, I was talking to this single mom this morning and I was genuinely concerned about her situation. She has 3 kids, and just getting her kids to and from school is costing her more in gas than it is to feed them. Before, I started feeling to bad, she provided some perspective. “It could be worse, I could own a private jet but be forced to fly commercial like P Diddy.”

How is it that someone who made millions by rapping could use that same mouth to be so utterly fucking stupid? This very video goes to show that if you believe in yourself enough, you can accomplish anything, because this mother fucker is as wise and as deep as a retarded barbie who writes in her diary using crayon.

The difference between P. Diddy and a bucket of shit… is the bucket.

Hi guys! This is where you are going to be reading my blogs from now on. Myspace doesn’t seem to grasp my stellar combination of cutting edge, and mentally retarded, so its time I start making my own rules. I have some awesome changes happening here soon and will update this page 1-3 times a day. Up in the left hand corner is where you can register using your email address for updates. Do it! I will be starting another Myspace page soon, to communicate with you guys. If you want that info… stick around!

Until then, you can email me at Jabs5150@aol.com and IM me there as well. BALLS!

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I, Super Jabs, might be the biggest blogger on Myspace who is not a celebrity (yet), and I have 1% of the friends that this guy does.

Thats fucked up.

It’s good to know celebrities care as much as Dane and Bob Saget.

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Jennifer

5′10

34-25-35

Hometown: Queens New York

You can view her Myspace page: HERE

What can a guy do to turn you on? : hmmmm. A guy can turn me on just by the way he looks at me. However just caress my 40 inch legs and I am butter. lol

Craziest place you have been naked: Craziest place I have ever taken my clothes off? Can I make something up? There hasn’t been any.

What famous people have hit on you? Yes Pete Steele from Typo Negative numerous times, David Lee Roth, Pauly Shore and a playboy model, I forgot her name.

What do you sleep in? I sleep in Victoria’s Secret Boy shorts topless.

If you were stranded in a deserted bedroom, what blogger would you take with you?:

I would pick you….SUPER JABS! Not only are you incredibly sexy but you are witty, humorous and intelligent, I get bored easily. I am so sure you wouldn’t let that happen!!!


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Don’t Believe 08.09.2007
Above is the ad for Britney Spears’ new fragrance “Believe”. Her and Gandolf from Lord of the Rings concocted it hoping that if she was wearing it, people might actually think she still looks like she does in this picture.
A girl in Arkansas tried to use it as well in hopes she could go from looking like this…
To looking like this…
It only works over the phone and on Myspace though…
(This was an inside joke- If you want to know what I am talking about, click below to listen to my radio show “Blow Your Load” from last night!)

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Name: Carol Marika

Birthplace: Rochester, N.Y.

Lives: Atlanta, Ga.

Stats: 34C-24-36, 5’8”, 120 lbs., brown eyes, Auburn hair.

Ethnicity: Creole, Irish and Turkish.

Myspace Page: http://www.myspace.com/sweet_marika

Have you ever been out with someone famous?

Yep, Willie Demps. He plays for the NY Giants and was in the Latoya Lockett video. I met him through another ballplayer he thought I was cute …. We went to a nice place to eat and had a good time but I think we are just going to be friends though he is the nicest looking guy in my opinion I have went on a date with. (well the most my type)

What turns you off about dating normal guys?

I read your article on turns offs for guys and I have to say we have something in common. A guy that initiates or wants sex the first date I probably won’t see again because that for me is a turn off. You don’t like girls who don’t… and I don’t like guys who do. I also don’t like guys who market themselves and tell me what they are good at. Totally a turn off.

What can I guy do to turn you on?

A guy can drive me crazy if he is really good with four play and is extremely into me. I feel that four play helps me connect with that person better. I mean he doesn’t have to go down on me because not many guys are good at it in my opinion but it helps if touches me all over and kisses me all over and is really into me. Oh and travel… I really like to travel.

Does it gross you out that guys look at your pictures and possibly masturbate to them?

No because I don’t see them doing it. Maybe if I saw them do it and they were ugly. It’s not really an ego boost either because guys will masturbate to decent looking girls.

What are your best physical features in your opinion?

My legs because they are long and men seem to like them… and my lips because they are not too big not too small.

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SPECIAL REPORT 07.12.2007

 

Short news briefs! I read the news so you don’t have to! Jessica Simpson’s boobs are real.

In the upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar, to be released July 24th 2007, Jessica reveals the secret we have all been eagerly anticipating; her boobs are the real deal. Thank god she cleared that up because none of us could tell for sure! In the article she says she has had no plastic surgery, but might if things start heading south.

She also discusses several other things, her inspiration for her acting career, her new movie BLOND AMBITION, and her supposed boyfriend John Mayer, but all these things were over-shadowed by her boobs. And yes folks, once again, the important fact here is that they are indeed real.

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PDA: (public displays of affection), flaunting your lust in front of a bunch of strangers can wreak havoc amongst those around you.
  

  

Ok so we all know what it means. Your crazy about someone, you want to kiss them , touch them all the time. You cant contain your affection and because you have this great connection and passion for each other.

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