I don’t know if there is any amount of drugs one can do to for this fight scene to make sense. What fuck did Star Wars have to do with this and how come I can’t stop watching it? What I do know is this. I would of had a kick ass time putting together the prop list for this movie.
Fuzzy creatures from Teletubbies
Acid
Toilet papered mummies
Shrooms
A beta version of Star Wars
Coke cans and rebar to make the main villain’s helmet.
Whip its
The entire roster of the Special Olympics Karate team
More acid.
I don’t know what this guy was doing in the ring in the first place. But one would think after getting pounded in the head over and over again, faking a punch at that beast might not be a good idea. I asked the fighter what he was thinking about…
I don’t know what it is about the Japanese and fighting, but they must think of different ways to do it all day long.
I mean, you have Karate, Kung Fu, and now make them dizzy, then walk the plank then take a nap in the steel bucket fighting.
Seriously… how much fucking sake do you have to drink to come up with this shit?
I use beer. Click below to buy me a beer and I may come up with my own kind of martial arts. It will probably revolve around thumb wrestling or finger banging. That’s true humor and entertainment for men.
