Now, I have never claimed to be a smart man. But I think I am in tune with the emotional and social trends of this planet.
Many people debate whether or not homosexuality is something that you are born with or a product of environment. The singer of the video above is 11. I think it’s safe to say by the time he reaches 17 he’ll like cock more than football. I don’t care if this kid was being raised by Elton John and Rupaul… No one could make a kid this gay on purpose.
I think if Republican’s watched this video they’d lay off the gay marriage and finally see it as natural as I do after seeing this video.
Many are saying that Oscar talk about Heath Ledger’s performance in The Dark Knight is merely buzz created by the internet.
I have prided myself as someone who never jumps on a bandwagon. But after seeing the Dark Knight, I can’t help it. The movie was as complex as it was dark and had me captivated from the very beginning to the very end.
Heath Ledger’s took on the role of The Joker following in the footsteps of Jack Nicholson and Caesar Romero in portraying Batman’s arch enemy. The difference between Ledger and his predecessors, is that he didn’t leave his own individual mark on the character what so ever. I never saw Heath Ledger and thought of his death… I only saw The Joker.
Ledger’s capture of how The Joker was not only amusing, brilliant, sadistic, but always one step ahead of everyone, created a feeling of almost panic as you watched him terrorize Gotham City and those fighting against him. Instead of seeing a villain dressed as a clown, you saw a menace that had all the exits covered, leaving you with no where to go. Just when you think you are safe, you are neck deep in his plan. It is a similar feeling you get with a horror film villain.
In playing the Joker, Ledger was able to be humorous and utterly dark at the same time, causing your laughter at him to make you feel uneasy because you were fully aware of terror that lied in the punch line of his jokes. Every moment he was on the screen, you were captivated with what he might do or say next…
“Do I like like the kind of guy who has a plan? I am like a dog that chases cars. To be honest, I don’t know what I would do if I actually caught it.”
But the scary thing about him was, he always did know. His obsession and co dependency on Batman was an aspect of their relationship that so desperately needed to be told, and was done so perfectly.
“You can’t kill me because of your one rule, and I can’t kill you because you are just too much fun!”
Oscar watchers are saying that it is a stretch that Ledger will win.
“All this Oscar talk is a phenomenon of the Internet age that I like to call ‘a wish-fulfillment rumor.’ If people say it often enough, they think it will happen,” said Leonard Maltin, film critic for TV program “Entertainment Tonight.”
“That’s not to say it might not happen,” he said, citing a “great performance” by Ledger. “But I assure you that the people who are spreading all this are neither Oscar voters nor (Hollywood) movers and shakers.”
No, it’s just the people who spent $190 million last weekend to see the movie. I’d be shocked if someone could come up with one performance on the last 10 years that compared to Ledger’s portrayal of the Joker in this movie.
Him winning this award would have nothing to do with the fact that he died. Truth be told, from a movie standpoint, his death means that he can’t reprise the role again. Performances like his in this movie don’t happen very often. It would be a crime not to give him an Oscar. Many thought his death would over shadow the movie. I think her performance over shadowed his death.
Do you think Ledger deserves and Oscar for his role in The Dark Knight?
What did you think of the movie?
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I took my first bath in ages the other night. I shower… you know? The problem? I pee in the pool. Not the fucking same.
I think cucumbers are pussies. When pickles defected with their own name instead of being called “sour cucumbers” or “vinegar cucumbers” the cucumbers should have declared war. China is a pussy too. The Union back in the 1860’s…. not pussies.
I think once you fuck a girl, you should be a allowed fuck her whenever you need to. Like getting a ride to the airport or helping someone move. This is actually more important if you ask me. I mean, a shuttle to the airport costs $30. Pussy is like a few hundred. Girls are concerned about keeping their number low. This won’t effect that since she has fucked the guy already. So share your pussy with people you have already fucked and stop being so fucking selfish.
When you smell a fart, its actual microscopic pieces of shit entering your nose, then your lungs, and eventually into your blood stream. So yeah, its ok to get pissed.
“I will meet you @ 6pm.”- Did you just abbreviate the word “at”? Uh, it’s two fucking letters!
Some people say we want what we can’t have. Well, a gay guy told me I was ugly once. I still didn’t want to fuck him. So whoever said that is stupid.
I could never date a girl who was into black guys. I mean, what in the world could I wrap around my dick to compete with that? Do you know whats bullshit? Black guys that hate stereotypes. I would trade every negative stereotype about myself for people to automatically assume I am a good basketball player, good dancer, and have a huge dick. I’d be like “fuck it… ok, I like watermelon and fried chicken too.”
I am Super Jabs, and this is what happens when I get bored and type.
This just in!“The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has uncovered the devastating news that the beloved Hollywood actor and dancer was diagnosed in late January with pancreatic cancer that has spread to other organs.
For the past month, Patrick, 55, has been traveling to Stanford University’s prestigious cancer center in Palo Alto for radical chemotherapy, but his doctors are no longer optimistic that the treatments will be successful.
He received three doses of chemotherapy and the tumor shrank, but less than his doctors had hoped for — and Patrick was told he should prepare for the end.
“He was told he could have two more treatments, but his cancer was not responding. In short - they held out little hope for a cure,” said an insider.”
Thats not even the shocking news! What I found shocking was that this dude was alive at all to begin with! Where the fuck has he been?
Don’t freak out. All of you ladies will still be able to kiss him as long as Whoopi Goldberg is around
I tell you what. If I had to wear one of those faggy ass uniforms all day. Sticking the taser to a loud mouth bitch would be a job perk.
The police were not charged with brutality because the judge said, “It is the duty of police to protect and serve. Any girl with an ass that big wearing a thong is a threat to the local neighborhood.”
