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I will admit that I am a complete whore for celebrity news and gossip. There is something about the million dollar fish bowls these stars live in me that I find utterly fascinating. Well, that and most of them are just fucking hot. Truth be told, I think I would rather hang out with the characters they portray in movies than the actual person themselves. I blogged about that here.

But why? What is it about fame and fortune that drives these stars so nuts? Why is being loved by millions, having a bottomless pit of money, and being more talented than most such a fucking curse. I know…

They sold their soul to the devil. Seriously! We have all seen the movie where someone makes a deal with Satan and in return he “gives them what they want” but also mixes in a huge bag “it’s not as good as you hoped it would be.” There cases in point…

Lindsey Lohan-

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The kid has been acting since she was like 6. To be honest, she was a bit homely as a child and was in some shitty movies. One day, her chest exploded, and her career took off. I would like to think thats the day her and good old Lucifer shook hands.

Paris Hilton-

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I am not sure she sold her soul to the devil. I actually think she couldn’t buy anything without an assistant. I think her Dad sold his sole of all the fame and fortune he got through Hilton Hotels… and his daughters ridiculous life is his price. Are you telling me a girl raised taking limos to school doesn’t have the sense to get one when she is shit faced?


Britney Spears-

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I think when Satan made this deal he figured, “You can take the girl out of the trailer part, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl.” I think it Brit’s case Satan figured he wouldn’t have to do much outside of give her enough rope to hang herself. He was right.

I almost feel like I could stop there. But I will make one last point.

I rest my case…

But let me ask you. Do you think there is something about money and fame that makes people go crazy?

Do you think that the cameras are on them so much that the stuff they do gets magnified?

Is it the Devil? Or is it simply lots and lots of cocaine?
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Name: Carol Marika

Birthplace: Rochester, N.Y.

Lives: Atlanta, Ga.

Stats: 34C-24-36, 5’8”, 120 lbs., brown eyes, Auburn hair.

Ethnicity: Creole, Irish and Turkish.

Myspace Page: http://www.myspace.com/sweet_marika

Have you ever been out with someone famous?

Yep, Willie Demps. He plays for the NY Giants and was in the Latoya Lockett video. I met him through another ballplayer he thought I was cute …. We went to a nice place to eat and had a good time but I think we are just going to be friends though he is the nicest looking guy in my opinion I have went on a date with. (well the most my type)

What turns you off about dating normal guys?

I read your article on turns offs for guys and I have to say we have something in common. A guy that initiates or wants sex the first date I probably won’t see again because that for me is a turn off. You don’t like girls who don’t… and I don’t like guys who do. I also don’t like guys who market themselves and tell me what they are good at. Totally a turn off.

What can I guy do to turn you on?

A guy can drive me crazy if he is really good with four play and is extremely into me. I feel that four play helps me connect with that person better. I mean he doesn’t have to go down on me because not many guys are good at it in my opinion but it helps if touches me all over and kisses me all over and is really into me. Oh and travel… I really like to travel.

Does it gross you out that guys look at your pictures and possibly masturbate to them?

No because I don’t see them doing it. Maybe if I saw them do it and they were ugly. It’s not really an ego boost either because guys will masturbate to decent looking girls.

What are your best physical features in your opinion?

My legs because they are long and men seem to like them… and my lips because they are not too big not too small.

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Celebrity Porn 07.26.2007

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My brother and I were both in college. You know that point you get to where you are finally an adult and can do adult things in front of your parents? You know, curse, smoke, talk about sex… adult stuff that you would hide from them as a teenager. That was where my brother and I were at.

The two of us were at home from college for the weekend, sitting in the kitchen having lunch with my mother. Our sweet, dear, pristine Catholic mother. We had finished eating but the three of us were still sitting around smoking and taking.

We were talking about porn.

Now we were not being graphic in front of mom who was listening intently… we were simply talking about how SHOCKING it was that some very famous celebrities had appeared naked and even appeared in porno videos when times were hard.

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Remember this was many, many years ago before you could google any celebrity and naked pictures would pop up of them showering or sunbathing in France. This was back before everyone and their mother was naked on the internet.You know what I mean. We were shocked still when celebs took off their clothes. People still wore underwear back then. Remember the whole scandal when Penthouse published those images of Miss America Vanessa Williams back in 1984?
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My brother and I discussed this at length naming famous celebs that had bared all stunning us with their sinful behavior.My mom finally piped up, “I’ve seen Sylvester Stallone in a Porno!”GASP!We were appalled! Flabbergasted! Total disbelief! Speechless! Our jaws dropped. We just stared at our mother with our shock emblazoned across our faces.

My brother and I had the exact same reactions. It took us only a mere moment to regain the ability to speak and we both shouted at my mother,

“YOU’VE SEEN A PORNO!?!?!?”

Our own mother! Our own mother was watching porn!


Trailer for Stallone’s Porno


Have you ever caught someone you wouldn’t suspect watching porn?


Better yet… have you ever been caught watching porn?



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*NOTE*

In case you haven’t noticed, I am a female. That means that I write from the female point of view. I am not a journalist nor a juror so I don’t need to remain unbiased. Before you angry guys decide to post comments saying that girls do the same thing and the nice guy finishes last (blah blah *hork*), think about posting your own blog about it.

And I’m serious… that nice guy finishes last bullshit makes me want to puke and it also makes me either pity you for being so fucking pathetic or hate you for trying to run the oldest and most dishonest game in the book… the nice guy/just friends routine.

*End Note*

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter if he says he’s sorry this time. If it’s not the first time you’ve heard those words from him, then don’t count on it being the last. If he were truly sorry, he would not do the same hurtful things over and over.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter if there are times that he is so sweet. If the majority of the time he’s an asshole, then the sweetness is just an act.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter if he says he cares for you strongly but distance or his career or anything else keeps him from being with you. If he truly wanted you, he would make it happen. He’s just saying that to keep you around for whatever he gets out of it… the ego boost, sex, presents, whatever.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter what in his past you think might be the reason he lies so much. The fact remains that he is a liar. This will not change. People have different levels of honor and a liar is right near the bottom with thieves. He will not change, not even for you.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter that he used to work so hard and you know he’s capable of really incredible things. If he is sitting around mooching off of you, he will not get off his ass for you. Boot him.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter if you think the drugs or the alcohol make him do these awful things. You cannot fix him. If you try, he will bring you down, step on you, and destroy you just so he can stay afloat.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter if you’ve been conditioned to believe that wanting a guy who takes care of himself and has a nice body is shallow. You want what you want. You are attracted to certain types. Don’t feel guilty about it.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter that you have no proof. Life is not a court of law. If you know in your heart that he is cheating, don’t worry about proof. You know it’s happening. Get out.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter that he has not given you any outward reason to be scared. If your gut tells you he is dangerous to you, listen to it. Run if your gut tells you to run and don’t question it.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter if he seems so sorry that he hit you. GET OUT!! Even one time is unacceptable. You are better off alone than with some piece of shit that will hit you.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter if he says the reason he doesn’t try to see you is because you remind him of the good things about his ex and he’s scared it would be too easy to get seriously involved with you. You are not his ex. You are a completely different person with wonderful qualities of your own. If he does not want to get to know you for who you are and does not make time to see you, then he really doesn’t want you.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter if he says that he loves you so much. There are people in this world who are not capable of loving others the way you love or the way you deserve to be loved. It is a fact and there is no changing that. He may think he loves you but if you do not feel loved, then get out.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter what he says when you ask why he doesn’t take you out around his friends. If he doesn’t want to show you off to his friends, then you are a secret. Secrets are things to be ashamed of. Do you really want to stick around to be something he’s ashamed of? Aren’t you worth more than that?

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter if the good times are sooooo good. If the bad times happen more often, then it’s not worth it. If you spend more time being unhappy, get out.

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter if you are scared of getting hurt again. “Have enough courage to trust Love one more time. And always one more time.” ~Maya Angelou

Ladies, it really doesn’t matter what other think or say. The people who love you only have your best interests at heart but you have to make your own decisions… your own mistakes. Don’t always go only with your head or only with your heart… when they agree, you know you are safe… when they agree, you’ve found something special.

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I love sports to the point where I spend each morning watching Sports Center as I get ready for my day. I go to Espn.com 3-4 times a day so I can keep up. Now, I am not going to say that I don’t follow the stories about DUI’s and scandals that they participate in. But am I alone in the fact that I am sick and tired of it stealing all of the headlines… all of the time?

If you look at the picture above you will see that there is not one story related to scores, games, or standings on the front page of ESPN.com. I guess you can blame the athletes for creating the news… But how much of it do we really need to be fed?

I am at the point now where I am sick and tired of it getting in the way of what I really want to know about. The action. Mike Vick and his dogs frankly don’t mean as much to me as who won, how, and if there were any records broken.

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Not being a stranger to the dating scene there are a few things out there that I look at as signs. Now, there are things that I will admit border on Seinfeld reasons, but they are my reasons none the less. While dating, it’s almost for certain that one or more of these things is bound to happen. Hence the reason, I am single. Very single ladies… Like masturbating to Victoria secret commercials single… Help!

If you are going to help, here are some specific things to avoid.

DO NOT ASK TO BE TAKEN TO DINNER-
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I was going to write about how I hate art…but really I don’t. Art can fill me with glee and I sometimes marvel at the beauty people can create…


But painters who think they can create ‘art’ by putting random shapes and colors on paper, or sculptors who make ugly ass shit can choke on 2/3’s of my left nut.

This tripe is not art.

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