How much time a day would you say you spend on myspace?

On an average day I spend about two hours on Myspace.

What’s the creepiest email you ever received?

A. I received one recently that pretty much said that he was the creator and I was one of the women he created and that he is going to take care of me. There was much more to it than that but that was the sum of it.

What do you sleep in?

A. The cheapest thing I can find, which is nothing.

You have never posed nude before right? Is there a publication or price you would do that for?

A. I have posed nude before because I believe that the human form is an art form. The type of nudes I have done and will continue to do are artistic not sexual in nature. Being that I am comfortable in my own skin, I don’t see an issue with being nude but society especially in the United States judges people who do sexual oriented nude photos. Until the US starts to accept that type of work as mainstream I will not be doing any of it for any price because it will hinder my career as a model.

Has it crossed your mind what some guys may do to your pictures? Good thing, or gross?

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Some friends of mine are a bit too enthusiastic about THE REAL DOLL.

God I love that song… that was the first time I discovered the hawtness that is Gwen Stefani.

It’s also what I think when someone tells me to act a certain way because I’m just a girl. People have many different opinions as to the way a girl should live her life. I of course have a few theories…

From the time that we are babies, we are fed this fever to have a YOOJ beautiful princess wedding. The bigger the better and spare no expense. We learn that in order to have this wedding we must follow some rules. The biggest and most ricockulous of these is that if you want to wear white (which we all do), then you MUST BE A VIRGIN!!!!!

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We exchanged phone numbers and chatted it up for a few weeks. We seemed to click, and laughed constantly. I need a guy with a sense of humor.

We decided that for our first date it might be fun to go shoot some pool, so I met up with him at the local billiard spot.

I could tell a lot about him by his embrace.

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I have heard of some women using plastic surgery to look like Barbie. But leave it up to a porn star to go outside of the box and look like a Brat Doll. Plastic indeed.

I can’t help but wonder if the plastic surgeon what performed this operation could get into heaven after saving a bus of nuns, kids, and puppies after being the soulless prick that performed this work on this former beautiful woman.

(shh! She used to look like this!)

If Jenna has anymore work done I am going to have to get a scientist to discover who is more machine than human between her and Darth Vader.

On the bright side. If the Bratz ever make a movie, Jenna will finally get that non porn project she was looking for. Except she is too old. Maybe she can be a Mommy Brat.

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