Is it just me or have any of you ever thought about how everything bad that happens in Spiderman movies always has something to do with Spiderman himself?
He is in New York, there are millions and millions of people there, but…
The Green Goblin is his best friend’s father.
Dr. Octopus was someone he interviewed and idolized.
Mary Jane got engaged to his boss’ son.
In this movie:
Sandman is the one who really killed his Uncle.
The Hob Goblin is Harry, his best friend.
Venom is one of the photographers at the news paper he works at.
Um…what the fuck? Is it me or is that one coincidence too many?
Tiger Woods has won his 7th strait PGA tournament. When you play in a sport where the difference between 1st place and 20th is 8 shots over 4 days…That’s fucking crazy.
It’s also his third time winning the Buick Open in a row, along with the fact that Buick already pays Tiger a gazillion dollars to endorse their shitty vehicles.
When a guy leads a life like this, and it’s blow job time…
Nipple Slips are so yesterday. I am not sure what excites me more, the fact that Jessica Simpson is going to marry John Mayer in May, or that her boobs keep falling out lately. Actually, I don’t give a shit about her wedding… so here are her boobs. Lucky for her Dr. 90210 lives around the block.
There are many ways to scramble your brain. I tried about 6 of them last night. Things like beer, vodka, jager, Southern Comfort, and a game or 8 of flippy cup. But this week on UFC Fight Night, Rashad Evans proved, when it comes to scrambling a brain… he is a Master Chef.
Joe Rogan’s scream after the knock out is priceless. The conversation between Salmon and his trainer when a little something like this…